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The Lair of the Puckity

Turn Back Now Lest Ye Despair

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    Basic Info
    Name:Baron Von Puckity, Patron Saint of Teh Lateness
    Location:Korea (South)
    Website:You have a kink. You just haven't found it yet.

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    Bio
    Welcome To Puckity’s Lair
    Trouble Is…
    DISCLAIMER:This journal and its creator are in no way affiliated with the author, cast, or crew of any of the works which are used as source material for the pieces hosted here. All works herein are fiction and not meant to be representative of real-life. No money is being made from any work posted here and no copyright infringement is intended. This journal contains material that depicts or describes homoerotic/sapphic relationships and acts of a graphic sexual nature. If you are opposed to viewing/reading such materials, are too young to do so, or if it is illegal to do so where you live, please leave this journal.
    ON SAFE SEX: Some stories within this journal are of a graphic sexual nature, and it is my opinion that a statement should be made concerning the sexuality portrayed in my fiction. Some of the situations and canon I write about do not lend themselves to characters whipping out a condom. However, I do strive to reference safe sexual practices when I feel it realistically applies. I acknowledge and encourage freedom of sexual expression in life, but with all the dangerous diseases out there I firmly believe that—whatever your sexual choices—safe sex is your responsibility and duty. In the real world there are no rewrites; please respect yourself and your partners.
    Behind The Journal
    Welcome to Puckity’s lair.

    Don’t even lie. You don’t care who I am so long as I bring teh pr0n.

    [I’m a(n)] 23 year-old going on 12. college graduate who still hoards all the cool markers. foreign female teacher at a korean all-boys' high school [what fantasies are made of?]. ex-english major and psychology minor.
    writer. obsessive-compulsive. slasher. unapologetic pervert. queer.
    idealizing realist. cynical sentimentalist. trickster. sociopath with a heart of gold. attention whore. self-doubting narcissist.
    awkward mess. risk junkie. utter dork.

    Korea is either destroying my life or making it infinitely better.

    I may or may not have been strong-armed into RPing. D:

    One day my body grew up and forgot to tell my brain.

    I’m really awfully, terribly boring. Turn back now and save yourselves.

    And for all you mentally lethargic bastards who prefer pictures to words, this is me:

    last_imperatrix

    (The likeness between this animated macro and myself is truly remarkable. Except for the 7 or so sizes thinner she is compared with me, we could be twins. Creeeeeepy.)

    LJ claims I made and haven’t gotten around to renouncing can be found here.
    Fandoms And Ships
    Fandoms Present [that I write for now]:
    Big Bang; Harry Potter; Supernatural

    Fandoms Past [that I wrote for at one time]:
    Sono Te Wo Dokero (Hands Off!); Drake & Josh; Flight of the Conchords; The Lord of the Rings; LOST; The Faculty; Master and Commander; FAKE; Murder by Numbers; Fight Club; Roswell

    Fandoms Future [that I need to get into, at some point]:
    Let Dai; Sherlock Holmes; Arrested Development; etcetra K-pop

    Lurker Fandoms [that I have slashed in my head or plan on eventually writing for]:
    The Pirates of the Caribbean; Kyo Kara Maou!; The Chronicles of Narnia; Never Mind the Buzzcocks; olde tyme fandoms

    Ships: I’ve become much more open to shipping than I used to be. Before it was an OTP or nothing. Now I delight in seeing what interesting pairings I can write coherently.
    These are my favorites, though this list is by no means comprehensive or concrete. [All characters are possible switches to me so the order listed is irrelevant.]

    These are not the only pairings I’ll write, just the ones I’ve thought of already. I’m always looking for new challenges.

    [Big Bang]
    TOPxDaesung // G-DragonxTaeyang // DaesungxTaeyang // G-DragonxTOP // G-DragonxSeungri
    TOPxTaeyang // TOPxSeungri // G-DragonxSeungri // Junsu[DBSK]xSeungri
    TOPxDaesungxTaeyang // G-DragonxTaeyangxSeungri // Band!OT5

    [HP]
    HarryxDraco // HarryxRon // FredxGeorge // HarryxCedric // PercyxOliver // CrabbexGoyle
    NevillexViktor // RonxViktor// SeverusxJames // SeverusxRemus // RemusxSirius
    JamesxSirius // JamesxPeter // PansyxLavender // GinnyxCho // HermionexAngelina // HermionexLuna
    DracoxBlaise // PadmaxParvati // RonxCormac // HarryxColin // McGonagallxTrelawney
    GinnyxPadmaxParvati // RonxFredxGeorge // MarcusxPercyxOliver // HarryxRonxDraco // HarryxRonxBlaise

    [SPN]
    DeanxSam // JaredxJensen // DeanxSamxCastiel

    Kinks: angst; blackmail; incest (brothers, sisters, twins, cousins of the same sex—NOT adult/child); bondage; D/s;
    handcuffs!; hurt/comfort; mindfuck; masturbation; UST; voyeurism

    Squicks: adult/child incest; shouta/chan/cross-gen; torture; bloodplay (menstrual or otherwise); bestiality; furry sex; gender bending/cross-dressing (excessive);
    fetishized non-con/rape; MPREG!; necrophilia; scat; watersports

    [My squicks are not meant as attacks on any lifestyle that you choose to lead—unless it involves the exploitation and harming of children.
    They are simply what I don’t personally find sexy.]

    Pet Peeves: AUs and crossovers that completely miss the point of the genres; parodies/humor fics that try too hard; two-dimensional PWPs; schmoop;
    OCs that are clearly Mary Sues/Gary Stus/self-inserts; the Screaming Uke Syndrome; OOC-ification; grammar/punctuation/capitalization errors that should have been corrected in the third grade;
    chatspeak; random l33t; in-fic A/Ns; sTiCkY cApS; romance novel sex scenes

    To peruse all my fics, icons, manips, and extraneous posts, visit the vault.

    For a full list of fandom awards I’ve won, go here.
    Requests And Policies
    Request Policy: At this time I am open to requests for graphics, icons, and fics. That doesn’t mean I will automatically take all the requests I get, but it can’t hurt to ask. If you have a request you want to make, either comment at my journal or e-mail me privately at puck_on_the_edge [at] mailas [dot] com with the specifics.

    Friending Policy: Unless expressly asked, I don’t friend people. It’s nothing personal, I just have Internet insecurity issues. This is a fandom journal and therefore all my fandom posts (at least) are public. If friended, I probably won’t comment much on your journal unless we’re already tight. That said, if you friend me and as long as you don’t look like a troll journal or a spammer—I’ll friend you back. Because I love friends and feeling like I’m popular, and if you want to help a wannabe out please do.

    If you are interested in using any of the graphics found in this user info or journal, comment on this entry and ask for permission.

    I LOVE GIFTS LIKE I LOVE TRUFFLES AND PORN. If you want to give me an LJ gift, visit my gift shop for more details.
    Due Credit
    The hardest working betas in fandom; a twin [info]meleigh, a cousin [info]euryalida, and an ex-beta, gone but not forgotten [info]emeraldswan.

    Journal layout created by the supremely talented lady0fshallot.

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    angst, bdsm, blackmail, bnf-wannabe-ery, bondage, boobies!, boys, brother-cest, collarbones, collars, cousin-cest, crack fic, creativity, d/s, desire, desperate!love, dub-con, ears, eccentricity, femmeslash, fluff, fringe writing, genderfucking, genderqueer, girls, good/evil!love, handcuffs!, hurt/comfort, love/hate!love, lust, masturbation, mindfuck, mocking, more than friends!love, nc-17, ocd, originality, ot3s, otps, parody, perverts, pwp, rare pairings, sarcasm, satire, self-deprecation, semi-con, sex, sex toys, shameless self-promotion, sister-cest, slash, smut, snark, switch-hitters, teh funneh, thinking of the children, twincest, unresolved sexual tension, voyeurism, wonder, writing, yaoi, your continued silence, yuri

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